Little Letters

Dear Sweet Amelia – 

I’m not quite sure why you find it necessary to just lie awake at night….all night this week. You’re exhausting us all (except for your sister who’s living her best life in a quiet bedroom all by herself). However, your faint giggles in the darkness of our room while you touch our faces is endearing to say the very least.

Dear Halloween fun size packs of M&M’s –

 You’ve been a delightful little afternoon snack a few days this week. I think we’re finally through the Halloween stashes…time to reload from Easter leftovers.

Dear production team from “The Crown” –

 While I understand the reasoning behind recasting all of your characters for the next two seasons to better depict the aging processes, I’m not quite sure I’m a fan of saying goodbye to Princess Margaret…aka Vanessa Kirby. What a gem she is! Can’t you just invest in your makeup department and let them do their magic to your current cast members? No? Eh, worth a shot.

Dear Netflix –

 Speaking of “The Crown”, I’m going to need you to request an expedited filming of Season 3. Because this tentative 2019/2020 return is just not acceptable.

Dear Winter – 

Feel free to adios yourself anytime you see fit…and take your high electric bills with you.

Dear Tennessee accents – 

I hear you all day long in the busy hallway outside my office door. Just yesterday, I heard you loud in a clear in conversation that started like this, “I don’t know ‘bout ‘em…my fanger hurts…I smushed it in the truck door this mornan.” And another conversation started with “Did I tell ya I fell out of the bed last night??!” I could write a book, but for the sake of not wanting to lose my job I don’t share too much on social media. But IF I could…we’d be here for days!

Dear local Krispy Kreme –

Well, you lasted a little over a year. We tried to tell you we all loved our local donut shops. Not sure what happened behind the scenes to close your doors on Wednesday. But you were certainly the talk of the town, front page headlines of the newspaper and THE Facebook news of the day. However, it’s your marketing and printing department that *PERMANENTLY* stole the show.

(See what I did there? Yes, this was the actual signage placed all across their windows.)

Happy Weekending friends! Linking up with Taz & Belly!